buttercakesandteacafe:

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buttercakesandteacafe:

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pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

tostb:

Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now

tostb:

Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

africandad:

africanmommy:

africanson:

i fucking hate my dad

and he has a small weewee

image

princeowl:

when you got 174745253 cops shooting at you in grand theft auto and you’re just like uwwu„„,i knwo I kiled all thos poepl abd im„„trash pl s i”m’ havng a panicc atack leve me alon e

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

THE SIGNS AS LANA DEL REY SONGS:

cementality404:

aries - ultraviolence
taurus - video games
gemini - off to the races
cancer - black beauty
leo - money power glory
virgo - burning desire
libra - florida kilos
scorpio - gods and monsters
sagittarius - guns and roses
capricorn - yayo
aquarius - bel air
pisces - ride

(c)